Loveforthejazz

Hampstead Heath From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (38 minutes old)

… more

Top Ten adult movie titles From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (56 minutes old)

1. Forest Hump 2. The Object Of My Erection 3. The Porn Identity 4. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 5. Shaving Ryan's Privates 6. ET: The Extra Testicle 7. Alien vs Sex Predator 8. Sex Toy … more

Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 hours old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more

John and Edward From prydwen in Grin and bear it (5 hours old)

So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick? … more

What! Londoner's wont even share a taxi..... From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 hours old)

Found in the San Franscisco Chronicle So you think London, population 8 million, is crowded with the living? There are many millions more under the soil of a city that has been inhabited for … more

When is "Therapeutic" Sex not "Therapeutic" Sex: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 hours old)

The U.S. Tax Court ruled in September that William Halby, 78, owes back taxes because he improperly tried to deduct $300,000 over a five-year period for "medical" expenses that were merely purchases o… more

Want a tune on the radio From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (9 hours old)

Listen in to Seahaven FM, phone 01323 899226 and Danny and I will play you a tune....… more

Down to one drink a week now From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (20 hours old)

… more

It's your Dolmio Day From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (1 day old)

Fans of the five finger discount should definitely be considering a trip to Jamie’s Italian in Brighton. If you enjoy the crafty acquisition of ‘souvenirs’ from the scene of every good time, then forg… more

Do the hassle From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (4 days old)

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition. Especially if back in those hazy, halcyon days of Year 11 when somebody asked what you wanted to be and you poked around briefly in the recesses of your mind fo… more

NUEVA PAGINA From SharitoMar ^Pro in Solamente quiero escribir mi poesía. (4 days old)

Visita nuestra página WWW.damasdelgolf.com… more

So much for Objective Journalism From redleader in Red Leader: Enemy activity has been slight (4 days old)

My writing hero is Hunter S Thompson. Like many other people who scratch a living out of writing, I admired his total balls-out devotion to telling the truth. At least the truth that he saw. Not m… more

'Tis the season to be made redundant From redleader in Red Leader: Enemy activity has been slight (4 days old)

So this is Christmas. Well it self-evidently is not, but my generous employers can't help themselves and are falling over each other to be the first to dish out the P45s. Yes. It's the Annua… more

Public self-service announcement. From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (5 days old)

I'm helping The Hussy to compile a weekly newsletter. I'll forgive you for thinking such things are usually the stuff of parishes. Church socials and that sort of thing. Hopefully our efforts will… more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

… more

The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (6 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

… more

Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (7 days old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

An Amazing Coincidence Over Wirral Libraries From Juzzzy in JD's World (7 days old)

November 7, 2009 Late last year, a press release was sent out from our local council - very late in the day as is seemingly usual for anything contentious - bigging up an idea it had for the future… more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

An Odd One From Steven_Paul_Allen ^Pro in Steven Paul Allen's Stories of Woe (8 days old)

Been a fairly quiet week this one, but I have to say that it has zipped past at a fair old rate of knots. No reason, it just has. On Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday I broke my current duck on exercise… more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (8 days old)

November 6, 2009 Felicide, noun Killing of a cat "So the person we're looking for," hushed Nipper, with a stroke of his imaginary moustache, "is almost certainly called Mr Curiosity." He was… more

How to make an entrance From Emsbabee ^Pro in Careless in the community (9 days old)

I'm sure most of us have indulged in a brief fantasy about our own funeral. It'd be nice to know how it went down. Would there be scenes at the church reminiscent of the first day of the January sales… more

Word Of The Day From Juzzzy in JD's World (9 days old)

November 5, 2009 Rhigosis, noun Sensation of cold; ability to feel cold "Brrrrrrrrr," shivered Nipper, ruffling his feathers.… more